A newlywed couple, a blind man, an Iranian mullah, a chicken, a used car dealer, Judith Regan, a proctologist, and a Hollywood starlet, along with a nun, a man who just received a gorilla brain transplant, two Hassidic Jews, a stuttering hotel clerk, and a can of Spam are riding in a compact car. Suddenly, they hear a siren and a state trooper motions the vehicle to pull over.
“License and registration,” says the cop. “You’ve exceeded the legal character limit in this joke.”
