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Flere af mine tidligere kollegaer bruger i disse dage deres Messenger kommentarer til at blære sig med diverse awards og nomineringer.

Niels Klintø som jeg havde fornøjelsen af at arbejde sammen med i Orange har for eksempel med sit lille verdensfirma Addvisors raget en DIA07 award til sig i kategorien “Search Effect”

Line og Jens fra zmag som jeg arbejde sammen med i det hedengangne Coolhunter er blevet nomineret til en Edison.

Smidt, som for nyligt forlod ADtomic lægger ikke skjul på at hans nye arbejdsplads Zupa vandt et par DIA07 awards. Selvfølgelig ikke ting han har været med til at lave, men det er altid godt at have en stolthed overfor sin arbejdsplads.

Velkommen til blærerøvenes klub… Du behøver ikke selv at have fået en award. Det er nok at du kender en der har!

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Er du en af dem, der har kastet dig ud i internetdating (og det er der jo en del der har) så har du måske brug for denne lille parlør, der viser hvad mænd og kvinder siger - og hvad de i virkeligheden mener…

Kvinders dating profil:

40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large frame = Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate = Stalker

Kvinders engelsk:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Mænds engelsk:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

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