An Irishman, a traveling salesman, Al Gore carrying a midget, the Pope, a 3-legged dog, an Islamic terrorist, a hooker, and a light bulb all arrive at the Pearly Gates simultaneously. St. Peter looks up surprised, and says, “Hey — you’re in the WRONG JOKE!”

A rabbi, a priest, an Indian, a Chinaman, Bill Gates, a spectacular blonde bombshell, a dog, a parrot, a kangaroo, and a redneck Jew-hater all walk into a bar together. The bartender looks up in surprise, and says, “What is this, some kinda JOKE?!?”